Im gonna look pregnant both ways after that.
— Novak at bottomless brunch
You look like a pregnant lady facing backwards
— Becca referring to Novak’s ass, Playboy Mansion, 2014
I learned a lesson: I shouldn’t squeeze this when it’s not in my mouth… A little bit came out and dribbled on my pants.
—
Becca, Vegas road trip 2014
It smells like somebody pooped in the kitchen. Like little poops in the kitchen.
—
Dustin, 2014
It’s like when a guy has a big dick and just stands there ‘hey here’s my big dick’
—
Laurel talking about a girl who had a crazy good voice at her bday karaoke, 2014
My gf has an Asian clit and I can see that shit in the dark.
— Kris Allen, bday party
Yani: I'm never agressive
Holly: I just threw up in my mouth
I just want an armpit vagina, I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
— Hallie, 2013
Random chick: (to becca) you were on the cruise weren't you?
Yani: did she make out with you?!?
RC: no?? You made out with mike tho...
Becca: yeah I super did
RC: he told me you were mostly into girls...
Becca: yeah cuz it's true...
Random Chick exits stage left
Wow, your mouth can make such great noises.
— Julie, alumni brunch ‘re: Novak’s laugh, 2013 (via littletinosaur)
I’m not supposed to have alcohol either, but you gotta pick your battles.
— Kim, alumni brunch, 2013